Wake Me Up When This Virus Ends (Parody)

Inspired by Green Day and just in time for your quarantine viewing pleasure.

Had another Zoom today
Sure don’t like to work this way
Wake me up when this virus ends

Left the house without my mask
Shopping’s now a risky task
Wake me up when Covid 19 ends

Droplets from every sneeze
Six feet’s not that far
Going for a walk again
Must ignore my car

Quarantine seems penitential
When you are deemed non-essential
Wake me up when the virus ends

Teaching kids in online schools
Makes their parents feel like fools
When can they go back to class again?

Waving through the stormdoor glass
Camping out on my fat a$$
Disney Plus and Netflix without end

Hold my breath when walking by
My neighbors as they chat
All these public health heroes
Want a curve that’s flat

History will show that Trump
Handled this just like a chump
“No big deal just go wash your hands”

Fauci said just cool your jets
Don’t make over / under bets
Could be 18 months before this ends

COVID 19’s been the worst
Makes me feel like we’re all cursed
Wake me up when this virus ends
Only vaccines can make this virus end
Wish Corona was just a beer again.

(Parody)